When discussing who would win in a battle between Saitama from “One Punch Man” and Goku from “Dragon Ball,” we must first agree to ignore a few minor details—like the laws of physics, common sense, and the fact that one’s a satire of the very genre the other one epitomizes. It’s like comparing apples and black holes; both are fascinating but fundamentally different in how they warp reality around them.
Striking Abilities
Saitama: His punch is the ultimate “End Task” in the Task Manager of fights. If Saitama’s fist was a Twitter account, every punch would be a mic drop moment going viral. Score: Let’s just say if his power was a phone battery, it would never need charging.
Goku: Goku’s fists have more frequent flyer miles than most airlines, given how often they send opponents into the stratosphere. If his striking power was a YouTube channel, it would have a series of videos titled “10 Times I Broke the Universe (GONE WRONG).” Score: A solid 95, because sometimes he likes to give his enemies a tour of the solar system before finishing them off.
Grappling
Saitama: His idea of grappling is akin to using quantum physics to solve a kindergarten puzzle – unnecessary and bewildering to onlookers. But, assuming he’d ever need to grapple, he’d probably accidentally invent a new form of martial arts. Score: 90, for effortlessness.
Goku treats grappling like a high-stakes chess match, where every move is calculated, except the pieces scream a lot and sometimes explode. His training montage would outdo an ’80s rock ballad music video. He’s the guy who brings a knife to a gunfight and wins by turning the knife into a dance partner. Score: 90, because martial arts is just extreme yoga to him.
Physical Traits
Saitama: If physics had a “block user” option, Saitama would be its first target. His existence is a constant reminder that “infinite” is just a starting point. Score: Infinity, because why not?
Goku: Goku’s physical traits are like a roller coaster designed by a mad scientist – thrilling, unpredictable, and defying all laws of nature. Every new transformation is like an upgrade in a video game, except the game’s developers lost the source code years ago. Score: 95, for managing to surprise us every time.
Conclusion: The Ultimate Face-Off…?
Predicting a winner here is like trying to decide if a photon is a particle or a wave; it depends on how you look at it. Saitama’s whole deal is that he’s unbeatable with a punch, while Goku’s journey is all about overcoming unbeatable odds.
- Predicted Winner: The fans, because let’s face it, we’d all watch this with popcorn in hand, physics textbooks be damned.
- Method of Victory: A tie, decided by an impromptu rock-paper-scissors match, because at this level of power, why not?
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